Kid with Broken Arm: Mom, can I play on the computer?
Overworked Mom: Yes KWBA, here you go.
KWBA: Thanks. Can I have that game?
OWM: Coming up.. hang on.
KWBA: Can I have a drink too?
OWM: Yes, lemme just ...
KWBA: Can you help me move this over here? And pass me that? Oh, and ...
OWM: Just a sec Tay! I only have two hands!!
... Complete silence while KWBA contemplates ...
KWBA: Well ... I only have one.
Touche pussycat. Touche.